Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Shoe Shopping

So I know it's been FOREVER since I've posted. But this past semester, otherwise known as Microbiology was a nightmare insisting of weekly nervous breakdowns about how this class would prevent me from becoming a nurse. But, I survived it I guess. I'm freaking pissed I got a C, I worked so hard, and a 78.4% in the class, I mean c'mon lady, just gimme the B!!!! ok, enough of that.

So after the split with Kory, I really did not want to have to sit around and be single, or man hunt at bars. This brings us to a lovely little creation, Match.com. I was timid about the whole thing, and thought there would not be any good quality men oh there, just weird fat old guys trying to get laid. Well, there are some of those but there are also really really hot guys.... Sometimes weird, and almost 99% are just trying to get laid. Now really. Are you really gonna spend like $30+ to just find cute girls to sleep with, one nite standish? Really? Like can't you just go to PB for that? Really? I mean, it's a freaking pain to fill out the profile, and a lot of work to actively seek out some matches. Really, haven't they ever heard of OnlineBootyCall.com? So after weeding though all the douche-bags, I have found some good contenders. Then I see they are 5'9. FML.... But really, all they really good looking very successful ones who just LOVE kids are freaking short. Grrrrrr. Well, not all of them.

I seem to be having good luck, I guess Im good on paper, errr, screen? This brings me to shoe shopping. I feel like Match.com is a big online shoe store that I cant stop looking at, longingly searching for that perfect fit, style, and comfort. And every girl has to try on shoes, right? So today I will be uh, trying on my third pair of shoes. And this is very odd to me. Going on dates with different guys, consecutively..... I feel like a playa, but I guess this is how one dates, no? So the first pair of Shoes I tried, Im totally smitten with. Tall, funny, tall, cute, tall.... But kinda elusive, like busy working so much, and that just makes me want them more. He's kinda like my Unicorn, Im trying to get him, but idk if its possible. (Oh and, there's a double meaning to the Unicorn there, haha)

Shoes #2, seem like the perfect pair, the ones were all looking for, good on paper, everything Im looking for in a husband, but them you see a tiny smudge on the side and it ruins them. I haven't completely abandoned this one yet, We shall see how things unravel.

And so today I'm going out for lunch to try on pair number 3. A nice Chocolately pair :) *coughahemsharicough* And I really like lunch dates, much better than dinner, for the first date. Less pressure, don't have to dress up. Each person has usually some kind of time restraint so incase it's going bad, you have an excuse to leave. And then there's not the awkwardness of later, nighttime, etc.... Also, one doesn't have to worry about the date getting smashed over dinner, cause if he starts drinking at noon, usually good indication of no date #2.
OK! I must away, to ready myself.....

3 comments:

  1. Haha! I love the shoe analogy, so perfect. :) Good luck today!!

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  2. :) Love you Sarah! Can't wait for you to meet your perfect pair of Lubatons....er...Luabatauns? Er....you know what I mean :)

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  3. Hehehe... you are hilarious!!! So hoping you find that perfect pair... tall... dark... sexy... enjoy the hunting!!!

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